Friday, 26 October 2012

So What's Up With Asexuality?

 

Fleshy, doughy, flabby faced Fenian with a predilection for packets of cookie dough. I'm in with the freaks, don't ask how I got here, and trying to make myself scarce, post-haste. This week there's been all this gender equality bullshit doing the rounds. Shit that one tends to associate with U.S.A has permeated campus life here. Walk in her shoes, guys. Wear bras and high heels. Be supportive. Be kind. Be caring. You're white, heterosexual and worse than Hitler after all. This cunt talks like a speedtrain and is downing cans of diet coke like tap water.

"being asexual isvery...hardforme...becausepeople dont...understandthepersecutionwe...people come under"

Few things about all of this. Does asexuality exist? Probably does. But, the funny thing is I look at this guy, and he's not exactly the epitome of masculinity is he. He's obese, with myself wagering the fiend is in the 30s when it comes to the old BMI. He's vertically challenged, to coin a politically correct term. He's got one of those voices that sounds like somebody forgot to turn the helium gas valve all the fucking way. He's fucking effeminate and faggy. I watch as he exposes his palm to me as he wraps his thin, transparent lips around a herbal cigarette. His hair has been styled in a way to make him look like that mad fella Gok Wan. Only, this isn't an annoying lad feeling the hamsters of middle aged fatties with tasty, succulent hamster whole lies. He's a man, and he's twenty-one and he just mentioned the words cigender three times in the conversation. I'm sure his parents are bewildered to know that, out of every time a man cums...three...two...one..two fucking million sperm...and of all the fucking shysters to reach the promised land...it had to be the Das Kapital reading one.

How bout that?

Asexuality isn't normal, and saying it is is quite simply, fucking madness. To not possess the most primal of human urges is a symptom of something seriously wrong physiology wise. It's also a term that is no doubt, vastly, vastly oversubscribed to. This guy for example, is a low testosterone male, simple as. If he was to eat a healthy diet, get lifting weights, have a hot Polish lassie wearing Ann Summers lingerie pirouetting around his room, then I'd like to see where his asexuality goes. I suspect that with many asexuals they prefer to play the victim. They feel overly sorry for themselves, as a result of trying to cope with failure after failure after subsequent sexual failure. Just like the kid who is insecure about his intelligence doesn't bother studying for a test because he can't bear to come to the conclusion that he is a slow witted philistine, the asexual sees his failure with women, and puts a tag on it, to console himself for his petty dick clenching. This is what I was thinking, as I was forced to hear his story of pain and terror and persecution for being asexual, from the "real freaks, the bullies" as he would call them. Huh. Having no sex drive at that age is incredibly messed up. Civilisations, mathematics was built on this lust for booty. Yet, we all celebrate being different, being unique, not having a fucking sex drive. The asexual was narcissistic, spoilt, often bringing the conversation back to him, on his sexuality, and Foucault and all this fucking na na na na leader shit.Some arts course shit that he was doing. PHD in colonial bullshit. Did my head in. Low sex drive + feeling sorry for yourself does not equal being an asexual.

But of course, we need a value for beta one, don't we? Modern women clearly exacerbate this quite serious problem. They do it in that the hot ones, the ones you see on billboards and all that? They accentuate the idea that everyone out there is fucking like rabbits. When you're not allowed in the treehouse of copulation, loserdom, hopelessness and depression quickly pirulate body and soul. Thus, you binge out on Judd Apatow movies and bullshit like Ruby Sparks. Thus, the fucking asexuality tag. Second, the looks of women. Even a 21 year old with a vociferous sexual appetite will find it hard to get a boner for a Jabba the Hut butterfaced lassie. What is there to get turned on by, when the tail to be found in Omega Male circles looks like Maggie Thatcher? You can't even pull Countess Cheesecake. That's got to be a kick in the balls.

Finally, one should be wary of the viciousness of the asexual when it comes to arguing. These guys will threaten to kill you, fill your kitbag with shite, and other fun things. Hell hath no fury like an asexual scorned. If you actually are asexual, get yourselves off the couch and lift some weights, you sad sacks of seagull shite, or get to a fucking doctor. The canary in the goldmine and all that. Societies cant function when everyone is engaging in games of who is the bigger victim after all. Charade you are, manosphere.

11 comments:

  1. I've read lines like "Just because it isn't the norm doesn't mean it's not normal". Can't get much closer to a confession that they don't accept the first law of logic.

    Really explains why so many people think introduction calculus is hard even when it's literally nothing but shoving numbers into a given formula.

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    1. Haha, that's a fucking gem of a line. Another common one is the "gender isn't a social construct" quirp. That's a real facepalmer one. Then the insults come, lol.

      Asexuality is a toxic byproduct of feminism, 90 percent of the time. Actual asexuals like Borges and Newton were geniuses, but clearly not normal. Alarm bells should start ringing, if someone gives you the whole I'm asexual tirade.

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    2. whoops, "gender is a social construct" is what that is meant to be.

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  2. "Hell hath no fury like an asexual scorned" quite true indeed.
    I really don't understand why they get so much fired up when they're called "not normal", I mean, they're different from majority and thus not normal.
    However, I do know several asexuals in real life and, while some of them are just saying so as an excuse to their lack of luck in searching a partner,like the one you saw, others are truly without any sex drive(or with a really low one) but still they're nice people and live a normal life like most of us do.
    In fact the latest studies in psychology have shown that a person needs not sex to remain mentally sane but
    the satisfaction of sex drive and since they don't have it, they have a need in less to deal with, or maybe they just prefer to satisfy it...manually XD.
    By the way, people often misunderstand asexuals since asexuality is a symptom of mental illnesses( you know, paranoia, schizophrenia and such) but, since it has been proven the existance of sane individuals with little to no sex drive asexuality can be accepted as a sexual orientation.
    I understand you point of view, however, next time you deal with an asexual, be sure to weigh carefully your words since they're a minorance in our society and thus only a few of them will percieve the fact of being not normal as a truth and not as a discriminatrory insult.

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  3. Asexuality is BS. It is. If you listen to these people they are pansy - ass pussies, are attention whores, because they always conerdict themselves. Such I am have no sexual attraction, but yet I live with my girlfriend or boyfriend, we like to be intimate. Or they find sex gross, or they are practicing celibacy or just just not having sex, because they choose not too.

    Asexuality doesn't exist in humans, because humans can't reproduce by themselves, they need to have sex. Sexual attraction brings people together.

    If they find themselves having sexual attraction, sexual arouse, even masturbation. They are not asexual, they are still sexual beings. People are using a word to mean something it really doesn't mean what they want it to mean.

    People scream they're asexual, because they want to feel special, or different, or they don't understand that not wanting to have sex is normal, even people who hqve low sex drives are not asexual. Humans beings are sexual creatures, we have choice to have sex or not. To control our sexual impulses or to act on them or not

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  4. Asexuality is BS. It is. If you listen to these people they are pansy - ass pussies, are attention whores, because they always conerdict themselves. Such I am have no sexual attraction, but yet I live with my girlfriend or boyfriend, we like to be intimate. Or they find sex gross, or they are practicing celibacy or just just not having sex, because they choose not too.

    Asexuality doesn't exist in humans, because humans can't reproduce by themselves, they need to have sex. Sexual attraction brings people together.

    If they find themselves having sexual attraction, sexual arouse, even masturbation. They are not asexual, they are still sexual beings. People are using a word to mean something it really doesn't mean what they want it to mean.

    People scream they're asexual, because they want to feel special, or different, or they don't understand that not wanting to have sex is normal, even people who hqve low sex drives are not asexual. Humans beings are sexual creatures, we have choice to have sex or not. To control our sexual impulses or to act on them or not

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  5. Before you go making assumptions about asexual people, why not do some research first? This ENTIRE article is based on the assumption that asexuals are not "macho" enough, and identify as asexual to cover up their failure to attract women.......except that the majority (around 75% in fact) of people who identify as asexual are female.

    I forgot, this is the point at which I'm supposed to threaten to kill you, right, since all asexuals are apparently psychopaths?

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    1. Yes, go do your research you twit asexual. Asexuality is nothing more than a basic phsycological response to siding with the percieved socially stronger group. Social justice twits like yourself Mr/Ms/Irefusetobiologicallyidentify Anonymous, have become such irrelavent bullies that people are now flocking to your "side", only to hear you say, "If you're not LGBT then you can't comment on LGBT problems because you have no clue". Ass holes like you are exactly why the line never gets drawn. You utterly lack any and all type of discipline to objectively view situations through the eyes of provable scientific fact and data because of your ridiculous narrow minded view of the world. Go fuck yourself....oh wait...you're asexual, that's all you're doing...getting high on yourself and your lack of scientific evidence.

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  6. Yo. Some people are born without all kinds of things. Some are born without arms or legs. Others are born seeing in only black and white. Still others can't recognize their own mothers' faces in a crowd, though they have perfect vision. Why not asexuality, of all the things that could be missing in a person? Oliver Sacks described weirder brains than that...

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  8. The author is just a frustrated boy who can't get a girl, therefore he tries to project his own issues on another group

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