Wednesday, 13 March 2013

The Great Porn Debacle


Folks, I fell off the wagon, and for that I apologize profusely. Shit day and even shittier night and a fucken trainwreck of a week, cheeky cockblocker cunt of a lassie, copious quantities of drink was involved, blah blah blah and then, in a state of pure inebriation, gambrious Franco finds himself in front of a computer looking at some lesbian milf porn. After literally months and months of being off the stuff, I fucken blew it quicker than Stifller's mom. Fuck, yous hate yerself for it, you know what I mean? Porn is vile, ugly, all sound and no fury. When you've been off the stuff like myself for such a long period of time and proceed to take another hit, it makes one recreant, moody, depressed, antsy. The morning after felt like getting bitched smacked around by Chris Brown. Cue more falling off the bandwagon, depression, shaking hands and cheap Insomnia coffee, and just, a general kind of offness, erratic, shapeshifting aura exacerbated by vast quantities of Dutch.

It's vile. Fucking vile shite. Less dopamine receptors. Cue depression, anhedonia, lack of spark en drive. Maybe your brain can take the hits, but mine certainly cannot. That doesn't change the fact that spanking it to lesbian fart porn might actually be one of the biggest game changers of aw. You probably heard of all of this EU trying to ban porn because it hurts women or some shite like that, and you are probably aware of the fact, that the people who are advocating this legislation are literally the dregs of society, disgusting, pathetic excuses of women who would fail to give a wee stick insect a woody. Fuck sake, monsters they is. Female Grendals. Them EUSSR Cathedral blowjob giving cunts never had my respect, and judgybitch already did a good job at slamming them for being just ugly twats, both inside and outside. Big fucking maw on dese feminist shebeasts.

My point is, is that I very, very much doubt it protects women. On the contrary, the dichotomy of porn and corn actually makes de wee lassie safe from the malevolent, beastly laddo who wants to make all of yous saddo. Statistics taken from Pinker's new book on violence:

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Rapes have collapsed in the past twenty years. Now, it is ridiculous to assume that there was a big, fucking gargantuan change in men and women that is genetically based in such a short period of time. So, there must be some environmental shite going on here.



Combine this with ubiquitous pornography, and ok, I'm making a plethora of dubious assumptions here, which would get me kicked out of Statistics OLS 101 and shit, but overall, we've lot lower rapes. In other words, obesity+pornography equates to less rapes. Women are safer amongst effeminates Hugo Strap Yerself Up types with a non existent sex drive.

So, lets bang the old noggins together. Let's say you are a youngun. You've been screwed out of it because people lied to you, because the boomers are giant cuntards, and you're a skinny fat nice guy saddo and so forth. Society is degenerating towards a sort of structured state of nature where hypergamy rules supreme, only you're not acting like the iconoclastic smash shit up cunt cause, you've got porn to satiate your urges and carjacking a sports car in Grand Theft Auto IV gives your life some little shitty bit of meaning, and you're fine. Cue herbivore men and the egregious consequences for society.

Because here's the thing, and it be a fucken humdinger. Just like the black ghetto is the canary in the goldmine for the broken up nuclear family, Japan and herbivore men is the canary in the goldmine for pornography and Infinite Jest style entertainment. You want to ban porn, you will end up with more rapes, simple as the nose on your face ken. And with youth unemployment as high as it is right now....hmm, yous be playing with fire, ye daft naupy group of cunts. Yet, you're risking a situation where society is full of effeminate, metrosexual shrills, men who are not men and are subject toos be taken over by waves upon waves of crab people. So what will be your tradeoff ken? Will you use pornography to create a world of a small group of alphas with a sexual oligopoly and a mishmash of girly, invertebrate men, cue declining economic surplus and falling birthrates? Or, in today's epoch where we have porn and corn instead of bread and circuses, will you help, instigate a wee bit of madness?

Let meself get my big bag of popcorn and sit back on my arse. Shit's gonna be fun ken!

4 comments:

  1. Oh aye, this is going to be fun, especially with all the other stuff going down around the world right now.

    Let me just get my popcorn out of my bunker, and I'll be right with you.

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    1. Nah, this one is going to be special.

      Break out the cigars, the good gin, and some of them posh cunt crisp packets. En a few deck chairs. Get a couple of coquettish lassies to join us as well.

      With Where Is My Mind playing in the background...

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  2. Overcoming pornography is difficult but worth it. Just because the general male public may be enthralled does not mean it cannot be done.

    Try www.rampout.com or www.AdiosPorn.com to get some helpful advise on how to quit porn and masturbation.

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  3. That guy in the UK has the right idea. No outright ban on porn, but a choice to opt in or or out based on IP.

    I've been unwittingly exposed to porn just by surfing regular non-porn sites. That too with small children by my side.

    If people want it, they should have access - by opting in. But the rest of us should not be subject to it like we are not when we don't want it.

    And it is really harmful to children.

    And its just a hop skip and jump from adult porn to child porn, which the UK guy is trying to prevent.

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