Tuesday, 19 March 2013

You Fucking People Make Me Sick


So it be a damp enough day in de local boozer with the telly on and nigh on every cunt is that little bit langers. It's a family gathering of sorts. Just a couple of pints and whatnot. So yeah, everybody is chatting away about this and that and ruggers and then, quick as a flash, the Cyprus thing comes up on the news. First I've heard of it. So I put my whiskey down. I edge towards the box and listen in to get the jist of what is going on. Turns out there is a fucking "tax" on deposits. I'm shocked, clearly. Clearly, these German cunts aint all sunshine and gravy en aw. So, amidst the fact that the EU did something more reminiscent of Soviet fucking Russia just there, the fact that Putin and friends are bleedin fuming away because Cyprus is a dirty moolah Russian oligarch sex party, and the simple, brutal point that if this is happening in Cyprus, it can happen here, I look around and try to get a reaction. Not a damn thing. Barely a whimper. Like I be saying, langers, just langers like. Lads and laddies get back to it thereafter, and suddenly I'm pounding back shots like no one's business.

Later on, they have a feature on your one, eh, whats her name? The good looking lassie who is hitting the wall and married to Prince William of Beta? Yeah, well she got her heel stuck in an iron grate in this St Patrick's Day presentation thing, and there was this big curfuffle and it was all amusing and shit. Every fiend in the pub got a good laugh out of it and the coldness set in. You fucking cunts. You blatantly ignore, the fact that a dubious organization went into another FUCKING COUNTRY'S SET OF BANKS, and skimmed the cream off of the top. Then some lassie gets her stiletto caught up and it is epic lozzlzlzlzlzlzlzlzlols for the whole family. Seeya later ye daft gobshites! All you sniveling lefties are more concerned with a bunch of lassies winning the grand slam. Bread and circuses? Corn and porn ken, corn and porn.

I look around. It's nine o clock and this middle aged beure starts dancing, shaking her shaggy butt to Owner of a Lonely Heart. She's pissed, and her children are averting their gaze big fucken style. I've been the right old barking up the wrong tree fella when it comes to saying that a lot of Irish people deserve what they got post housing bubble, and no no fucken know. Fuck you. You deserved it. And you know why you deserved it? You deserved it because when I was in a pub two days ago, it was more fucken important to watch some manjawed floozie embarrass herself and her children, and The Voice, the fucken VOICE, an Irish singalong competition with some Chernobly faced slapper, is more important than deposits being seized, people's fucken money being stolen. But we must sees whod be fucking winning on the telly, roysh? Fuck me. Because this is huge fucking shit, huuuuuge fucken shite, life affirming lets come together right now in sweet harmony level we'd be chatting about. This is fuckin life ken. Choose life ken. It's so hard to comprehend, to look up a fucking book for five fucking minutes and read the notes yourself, therefore reaching a logical conclusion. Jesus. It's so hard, wah wah de fucken wah. Derpidy derpa derp. Yous all moan, and whinge and fucking piss around like no one's business. About how the government should do this and Enda Kenny should do that and it is sad too see. But hehe, it's really fucking funny too. So then some afterspecials party comes in. We leave. Me mam makes an interesting quip about the decline of culture. It's hilarious. There is no culture. Reallys. How, utterly,fucking sad is it is that so called high end Irish culture is reading novels from privileged fucking faggots like Emma D and Colm Toibin who had their nice little cushy MA in English and stayed in their little D4 tower while writing their shitty fucken lesbian fiction and it's courageous, so fucking courageous. Award! Award! Photo Photo! Aww. The privileged are killing me ken. You're putting my fucking cousin on medication, a soon to be co dependent mess, because he got in a fight in school? There's a reason that fucking Fight Club is the most important movie of the past 50 years ken. Go on, try and figure it out. It's fucking extreme value theory and covariance matrices multiplied by set theory. It's a gargantuan mindfuck. That one in particular is evil and in particular gets to me. Pure evil. And all you phenomenology lads "truth is relative" blah blah blah. No, fuck you. Evil is wretched. It exists, as clear as fucking day. It is the sad, the good gone awry, the fifty year old feminist, the videogame playing virgin. That, is evil.

This country has been infected. It's been infected with the same nonsense that seem to be pirulating everywhere else. So, here is what I'm going to do. I'm going to get myself a nice comfy chair. I'm going to buy some cigars and drag some lassie back here. I'm going to watch all of you motherfuckers run the lemmings off of this cliff, and I'm in contact with all sorts. Ivory tower D4 cunts, you will formicate left right and centre ken, uhhh, we didn't see this happen duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and it will be the funniest shit ever as Ireland gets cleared for a intergalactic motorway. This will be so much fun.

I told yous. STEM nerds having a tough time with women, I sent you fucking links to Roissy and the Roosh V forum and you talked shit behind my fucking back in order to get off with a lassie. You were fat and you asked for help and I sent you links to Chaos and Pain, Marks Daily Apple and loaned you a copy of Good Calories Baad Calories. And you still had the gall to moan and whinge and whine. Oh yeahhh man, Obama, a lazy entitled shit who never worked a day in his life, bread and circuses bread and circuses, free market, nah it's all fucking nonsense. Vote him in. All this complain about the church holdin kids during de 70s and then you decide to vote in a children's referendum that puts them as guineas to the state. My grandfather broke his fucking back burying dead bodies, in the hope his family, his lassie, his kids, would be worth something. And what the fuck do we have now? This degenerate culture where everything is a fucking shamrock atop of a house of cards. My family is big, really big. Feminism, you see the antagonism everywhere. When people you know are the embodiment of fucking death, then it gets a great deal darker. The cousin of yours who is gettin married to a woman eight years his senior? Everyone says it's all gravy. But real life and statistics and down syndrome and miscarriages beg to differ. But they love each other. Newspeak. Marriage is not marriage.

You all fucking deserve what you get. You, me, we are not part of it. We are Ralph and it be getting to Lord of the Flies shit. I am going to tear my way through wine lassie and song like the last days of Rome and I am going to speak honestly, bluntly from now on. I hate lying. Not the asperery fucktard anymore, but if you ask me about race, and women, and economics, I'm going to be blunt with you. You'll laugh when I tell you about ideological subversion, about pantheism and Christianity not being bullshit, about fat people, about the fact that Colm Toibin cannot write for turkey.

Last one left up, turn the light off.

18 comments:

  1. "Last one left up, turn the light off."

    Hopefully that's not us but I'm not encouraged. By the way, tweeted.

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  2. The wilful blindness out there is definitely sad and pathetic to observe.

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    1. And there isn't a damn thing we can do about it. It's like a fucken junkie that has to hit rock bottom first. Then, we might rediscover some cardinal truths.

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    2. Agreed, Francis. I just don't want to go down because of their ignorance. But I'm sure there are plenty of folks in Cyprus now impacted by decisions they had no control over. God help us all...

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  3. People don't like to think about things they don't understand, or are unfamiliar with, and the Cypriot savings confiscation (averted by a vote in their parliament, today, at least for now) is both unfamiliar and confusing to the average person. It's frustrating to be surrounded by mouth-breathers drooling at the television, to be sure.

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    1. That's definitely true. But like, it's not fucking quantum physics. People's money are being taken from them by a dubious at fucking worst authority. It's also putting everything in the shitters. Any bank out there run by nothing but TT honest cunts?

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  4. The decline of civilisation can be summed up in two questions.

    1) Is Kim Kardashian pregnant?

    2) Do antibiotics kill viruses?

    When more people can answer 1) correctly than 2), the realisation seeps in as to why we're in this shithole.

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    1. You don't want to bang an antibiotic though!

      Another good example. Lassies want to get off to fucken Fify Shades of Grey. It used to be shit like Wurthering Heights. Lassie porn used to be some bit stimulating. Now it just be bdsm stuff.

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  5. But, but, but March Madness! The new obese season of Hell's Kitchen is on... Nothing to see here. Doesn't affect me!

    Last I read, the banks may never reopen & everyone might have lost all their savings.

    http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/20/17384301-cyprus-crisis-deepens-bailout-rejected-banks-may-not-reopen?lite&ocid=msnhp&pos=6

    Rome is burning & the whole world is one big damn string section.

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    1. It seems that the russian oligarch fuckos are trying to keep this charade going a bit longer. So guess we'll see what happens. Nae cunt want to be fuckin round with Putin en aw.

      Gold ken, gold.

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  6. People have had it too good, for too long. Whilst having life good isn't in itself a bad thing, for many the consequences of it seem to be - namely the forgetting of the sacrifice and bloodshed, the hard work and toil that it took to get there in the first place.

    It seems to be unequivocally a fact that for the majority of the human populace, taking things for granted is simply a part of their basic human nature. For this reason, I think humanity is doomed to live out a perpetual multi-generational cycle of having things good, taking it for granted, watching it crash down around their ears because they stopped doing the things that got them there in the first place, and then having a big fuck off war where half of them get wiped out, and perspective is restored once again.

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    1. Right, Aurini has a video explaining this Generational Cycle Theory:

      http://www.staresattheworld.com/2013/03/generational-theory-the-upcoming-crisis/

      Just listened to it yesterday.

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    2. Good video, but one hell of a long watch.

      Oswald Spengler's Decline of the West is certainly worth a read. It's heavy going, but it is fascinating all the same, the idea that civilisations are Copernican, with their own periods of prosperity, decadence etc.

      I'm going to scout for a copy of the book Aurini was talking about.

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  7. Your foreign readers may not know some of your Irish slang such as D4(Dublin 4 postcode) wouldn't it be easier to call the residents of D4 self-righteous hypocritical cunts?

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    1. Haha, I like that, but it be too long to type out like.

      D4=shorthand for self-righteous hypocritical cunts. Use them interchangeably. Plus D4 into de Google and you'll sort yourself out quick enough and all.

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  8. Europe is screwed. America may be screwed, but not as bad as Europe.

    Exhibit A for the People vs. Europe: Prince Beta.

    Exhibit B for the People vs. Europe: Cyprus.

    Exhibit C for the People vs. Europe: Are you watching what's going on?

    Come to America. For the Irish, this is nothing new. For a lot of Europe, this is nothing new. America was populated by people who thought that the political situation in Europe sucked. My ancestors all thought that (other than my Native American ancestors who thought a lot of the Europeans of the day sucked, too; surprisingly there are still a lot of us who think that).

    And Atlanta has more women then men. Good hunting, if you come here.

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    1. Parts of Asia look pretty good, even if China looks like they have a bubble and The Observer says Singapore isn't too hot. The oilfields look great, hard work, but that kind of shit would toughen you up, you know? Nothing really new under the sun I guess.

      Any place with more women than men sounds gravy. No Dublin sausagefest shite to deal with.

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  9. Among the most entertaining prose I've read in a while. I live in Texas (USA) and I can tell you that your experience is practically identical to mine. The US is a nation of Robot Sheep Zombies. They can't tell you what the 2nd Amendment is, but they can recite the team stats for the Dallas Cowboys dating back to 1968. The decline of Western civilization continues unfettered.
    Excellent blog, absolutely love it!

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