Thursday, 19 September 2013
Right Wing is Reality and Some Musings on De University System
Been a busy time for this cunt. Simply put, maths is fucken hard ken. Ten page proofs of one and one equaling two are about as funny as being cuckolded by that mad fucken cunt Nordberg, don't recommend a lad does it, to be honest, but hey, maybe the moolah is good. Especially when all the lads around yous are all aspergery fucktards with heads the size of tractor engines. The kind of lads who will, if yous go up tae them and ask do yous have any spare coinage for the fruity machine, dese lads will say DELTA and your soul dies a little, cause these cunts see fucken math equations pouring out of de wall all the time, real matrix shite. Does a cunt dream of open sets?
I have a theory, and it's probably not very good or profound but wes will stick it out there anyway. The theory, well, the idea, is based on one very simple axiom:
Right wing is reality.
Corollary to this:
Because right wing is reality, and because humans are subject to certain biological realities and laws of physics, to deviate from this would mean chaos and all sorts of nutty shite that would drive a cunt mad. So, within every left wing truth or concept, there is a component of that belief/ideology that must be intrinsically right wing, otherwise the system would collapse in on itself.
The clearest example is the one of the college cult.
Intelligence tests. All of your lovely Boomer parents haranguing on about "finding yourself" and "learning how to think". In reality, the college cult works like this:
Economic forces/intervention in the economy has led to corporatism. This subsequently leads to red tape regulation, and paying 100 euro to get a license to set up a fucken lemonade stand. This leads to oligopolies . Then, the oligopoly and a fusion of leftism happens and we get a bastard spawn of a thing. Why? Because intelligence tests are a pretty good proxy of abilities of people and future outcomes, especially in a big enough sample, and because all the pretty lies perish when the data is collected, they are not allowed. Not to mention that if yous are selling something to some person, yous don't want to be the evil, fascist, neo nazi cuntos. Nah, you want to be the smiley, fuzzy giving motherfucker with all of the answers swinging out of his back pocket, with diversity days and group picnics and happy hours in shitty, inauthentic tourist-ed Irish pubbage. So, you can't use intelligence tests you racist bigot privo bastard. What do you use next?
The university degree.
The problem with this though, is that universities and the education system are woefully, hilariously, buttfuckingly inefficient. Yous cunts will even find this with lads in the STEM degrees of all things. Suffice to say, there are an awful lot of computer science majors out there who will tell you that theys could be doing their job with about three months of their training. The university complex is creating an enormous number of inefficiencies across the society and are going to be felt like de hangover from hell in the next while, and are going to hit, very very soon. I'll list off a couple of them there while I be at it. Nonchalant lad that I be.
-A regulated system like this leads to an extended childhood of sorts where the parents have to fork out more cash to keep the whole ugly charade going. Cue a population that holds ratty, puerile beliefs and is scared, malleable, weak, inventing their own twisted soliloquy of theory, resting on dead lies and wispy currents. Taking a Gaussian distribution, men who have a predilection for gamma behaviour or are on the borderline, but whos are otherwise fine, these guys, these fucking guys, are shoved into social dysfunction and personality disorders, and of course, hilarity ensues. The beast is creating an army of McRapeys. Your elites never stepped out onto the street ken and that is the problem.
-Women being attracted to the boss man in question. Women go to university to meet men. Cue a sick, bastardized system for women where they have to go to university to meet good men, but are drawn into an environment where every "hypergamous" (nerd word!) impulse is fulfilled. The lassie is miserable, because there are two fucking ghosts, knocking at both the front and back door and these cunts, they never ever fuck right off do they ken? Thus, because of smaller tails in men when it comes to intelligence, and wanting to stay away from the maths, women stay in the system longer than they should. This results in using up their hottest, most sexually attractive years. Cue a decline in fertility. This happens to men to an extent as well. Nassim Taleb has talked about the antifragility of economic systems in relation to start up businesses. Universities kill entrepreneurship ken. Economy moves from antifragility to fragility over due course.
-Men work best in a hierarchical framework, not in a "let's all eat after eights and read Margaret Atwood" manner. Universities are a perfect example of the latter. This leads to a feeling of being "held down" so to speak. Being siphoned through a tube, is, for a man, not a pleasant place to be.
This is why the internet is such a great thing. Despite my rant there about I.Q and whatnot, maths is nowhere near as difficult as people think it is. Take a look at a maths textbook. Then, go on Khan Academy and listen to your man explain it to yous. That is why the university system is going to keep going for the foreseeable future, because it is acting as an inverted, woefully inefficient measure of intelligence. Was going to write more on this, but I'm hungover as shite and am going to get sick intae a toilet so bye.